tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39260607735843072192011-11-27T16:23:46.184-08:00Dedicated to one man's thoughts regarding politics, post-modernity, exhibitionism, exaggeration, and lies.David Lovetthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16133690483685931765noreply@blogger.comBlogger511100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3926060773584307219.post-9896725398404629532011-03-16T16:16:00.000-07:002011-03-16T16:22:39.268-07:00

Remember Frozen Crossing and Frozen Crossing 2?  By Corridor Digital? (Niko Pueringer and Sam Gorski?)  I got killed three times in the first one, playing several different evil Russians or something?  Apparently, all I use this blog for now is to link to other things.  In keeping with that tradition, here you go.  It's their latest, and it's incredible (and watch it in full screen): If you're

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Corridor Digital has made an excellent new short film, entitled The Last Minecart. It doesn't matter whether you how to craft mines or what a minecart is for, it's worth watching. And yes, you can help them reach 3 million hits. What Should Bale Do has released a new post, regarding Bale's Harry Potter reboot. It's pretty much only interesting if you enjoy speculations what Christian Bale's

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Excellent name for a blog - anyway, this blog just posted a link to "Tether," which is awesome. So I'm linking back to it just because I think it's cool.

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Hey hypothetical readers, check this out. It's a short film that I co-wrote and acted in, that is part of a larger project I am currently working on with Corridor Digital. It's a little more dramatic and cinematic than their usual work, as it is driven by a plot and characters, rather than cool special effects and humor (nothing against their usual work--it's just very awesome that they are

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Do you enjoy hateitorlovett's wry humor, hyperbolic arguments, and confused generalizations regarding pop culture? Do you ever find yourself saying "yeah, this weblog is good, but what if it was exclusively about Christian Bale?"Well, you're in luck. In honor of Christian Bale's birthday and numerous award nominations, I have returned to "What Should Bale Do?" Check it out now! It's my hope

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I received an email today telling me that I was not going to get a job for which I applied. The email was flattering, polite, and well-written, including lines such as "We look forward to working with you, either directly or indirectly, on the many challenges ahead" and "your background and experiences looked interesting and impressive."It would have been more flattering and encouraging, had the

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I wrote this just now:Don't kid yourself with that list of 100 books, of which the BBC purportedly said only 6 people have read. That list did not come from the BBC, and it's a list of popular books that most people have read, rather than a list that should get you feeling all superior when you realize you already read way more than six of those books. I have a feeling that The Time

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I do not mean for this to be something that says "Hey, look at me, I read some books!" The purpose is more to say "Hey, these are books I recommend, if you need something to read" and also as a way for me to keep track of this, and to get my thoughts out there for other people to perhaps learn something.For the most part, I like every book I have read within the last year, because I put a book

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It recently occurred to me that I have never written about a book on this blog. For the majority of my life (until some point in college, actually, I think), I avoided talking about the fact that I like books with most people. I don't think anyone else I went to high school with had ever read a book. As I recall it, attending Stillwater Area High School involved a lot of having books assigned

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According to The Pioneer Press, the Star Tribune, and now USA Today, Randy Moss said that Gus Tinucci's food was "[expletive]." Didn't everyone know that Randy Moss was immature and self-centered and had a tendency to blow up about things? Isn't that a big part of why everyone was so excited that he was back in Minnesota? Isn't holding a press conference and insulting your coach really not

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Well, in the midst of Randy Moss getting cut from the Vikings, and on an election day that is sure to leave everybody at least a little bit disappointed, there is some good news: a growing number of owls are being trapped and sold in markets in India... for the purpose of being killed in Diwali rituals, or because people are Harry Potter fans. Or so they can be killed in "black magic rituals...

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I assure you, I will stop web-logging about this soon. By "you," I mean the hypothetical human who has actually noticed that this is the third post about Weezer in a row.The issue is that if Weezer takes the money ($10 million? $20 million?) that it would take to get them to stop producing any more music, Rivers Cuomo would still be out there and he would still make music and money. The single

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Maybe there is a real hope. I'm not going to change anything in the war against Weezer. But... if we all work together, maybe we can shut them up. I hope so.

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In the film High Fidelity, the three record store employees have a conversation about Stevie Wonder, in which Jack Black says something very similar to the title of this post, only concerning Wonder, and then goes on to ask "Is it unfair to criticize an artist for his latter day sins? Is it better to burn out or to fade away?" I cannot imagine a band that could do a better job of personifying

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There seems to be a dangerous trend these days, a current running through society, especially prevalent (or at least, at it's most obvious) in rap music and "status updates" on the Facebook. I'm referring to the concept that making statements about one's wealth, abilities, talents, charisma, or good looks is a good thing to do.Example: I first considered this when hearing the song "All the

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Apparently, the Navy announced that it is going to start allowing women on submarines. This is coming only months after the Navy announced that it was banning smoking on submarines.(Seriously. See both Fox News and The New York Times )My response is pretty similar to when I found out that smoking was allowed on submarines: What the hell? Women haven't been allowed on submarines? What decade

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When John said "Behold a pale horse," he could have said "behold, a double down."Because clearly, this is a sign of the end times:

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So this is scary.But what strikes me about it is that "Janet Napolitano said it was regarded as 'a potential terrorist attack'." I pretty much just find that a little strange. In what way could an SUV bomb in New York Times Square turn out to be anything but terrorism? Is there a chance they're going to find the person who ran away from this car after parking it there, and say "Well, you're

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Bad news: The judge questioned the strength of the case against the Hutaree. See article here.Good news: This article actually uses the word terrorism to refer to what these guys were doing. They weren't militants. They were terrorists. I meant to write something this earlier, but seriously.The crazy guy who shot soldiers at Fort Hood is labeled a terrorist, simply because he was a Muslim.

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Reading The Atlantic, I saw a picture of dead birds hanging by strings against a red background with twin girls below it. It looked like a parody of contemporary art. It was atrocious. And it made me wonder how often dead birds are depicted in modern /contemporary art (of all medias). My guess is somewhere around 30% of art being created today involves dead birds.Clearly, this is not enough. If

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There are six Catholics and two Jews on the Supreme Court. The one Protestant is retiring. On the other hand, there has never been a Jewish president and JFK was the only Catholic. Is there a conspiracy here? If so, what is it? Because Jews and Catholics can't be elected, they are appointed to the Supreme Court as a consolation prize?Strange times.

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Well not quite. But it should be. Fury Streets: a quick "film" we made in 2006 or so. I think it's amazing.

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"In a real revolution–not a simple dynastic change or a mere reform of institutions–in a real revolution the best characters do not come to the front. A violent revolution falls into the hands of narrow-minded fanatics and of tyrannical hypocrites at first. Afterwards comes the turn of all the pretentious intellectual failures of the time. Such are the chiefs and the leaders. You will notice I

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I don't understand the point of the iPad. It seems to just be an iPhone that can't fit in your pocket. So I enjoy anything that takes it down another notch, just as I enjoy attacks on green chic and the "I'm greener than you are" mindset.Which is why this is a good article, about how the iPad is great for people who need a way to keep all their green-and-white-washed affairs in order.Here's a

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I have never played Modern Warfare. I don't think I would like it if I did. But I did thoroughly enjoy acting in the Niko Pueringer/Sam Gorksi fan fiction film "Modern Warfare: Frozen Crossing" in January. Now it's finally up, and has over 100,000 views.Help us become the most favorited youtube film right now by watching us and "liking" it here.Also, by "acting," I mean that I ran around

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I really can't figure out who Rhymefest's target audience. His music is intelligent and clever, while also being fun and not depressing-as-hell like other "conscious" rap. It's also not boring, unlike a lot of other "conscious" hip hip or rap or whatever you prefer to call it. But you also cannot listen to Rhymefest ironically. He's just way too good and fun and intelligent for it be

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What's worse, Tim Burton urinating all over Alice in Wonderland, or the fact that Arden Shakespeare is publishing a mediocre play of dubious origin, panned by critics and disregarded as a hoax hundreds of years ago, but for some reason now worthy of being considered "canonical."David Mitchell (Mark Corrigan) does a great job of saying pretty much how I feel about this, although he does say it in

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There is a lot one could say about Michael Jackson and Ronald Reagan. Perhaps there is more for me to write at a later date, but for now I would like to quote a letter that Reagan sent Jackson in 1984, after Jackson's hair caught on fire in 1984:"Your deep faith in God and adherence to traditional values are an inspiration to all of us, especially young people searching for something real to

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So according to a brilliant new bumper sticker, "Real Men Marry Women." How delightfully clever is that? We finally have one sentence to put on our cars, defining what a real man is.But then I realized something. This new rule has some very useful applications. We can go through history and learn who the not-real men are. What men are, in fact, fake men?First of all, James Buchanan. (

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So I said I had two posts to write about Jay-Z, and this is part two.Jay-Z's "Young Forever" samples Alphaville's "Forever Young," a hit from 1984. What surprised me about it was that here was a song sampling a song that itself was a cover, as Alphaville's "Forever Young" is a cover of Bob Dylan's "Forever Young."Or so I thought. It turns out that while I had always thought the Alphaville 80s

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Have you heard this guy DJ Earworm? (Rhetorical question). His shtick is mash-ups, specifically taking the top Billboard 25 every year and compressing them into one relentless, zeitgeist-capturing, seamless and seemingly-endless combination-package of all those songs that the Top 40 stations fed to their listeners over the last 365 days.He calls it United State of Pop, and has released one for

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Maybe there was something comforting about knowing he was still out there. But seriously, the man understood plot less than anyone else ever. He developed good characters with strong dialogue, but he gave them nothing to talk about beyond gossip, basic sociology, and tenth grade philosophy. How many people could say for certain that he was alive, before he died?But the man can be proud. He

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How did it take this long for JD Salinger to finally fake his death? As if he could really be dead!And while clearly just another publicity stunt, the New York Times obituary that he paid them to write is quite interesting:http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/29/books/29salinger.html

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I will be doing another Jay-Z post soon, but first, some thoughts on "Empire State of Mind."Great song. And while the lyrics seem good, I have reallya) no idea what the song is about, andb) no idea what the lyrics actually are.There are lots of metaphors and self-comparisons, like in all rap. It seems that the number one place where metaphors and similes are used in the world today are rap

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So I was at the Vikings vs. Cowboys playoff game yesterday, and there isn't a whole lot to say that people aren't already saying. The best part was watching the Cowboys pretend to play football while the Vikings won a playoff game.But really, the best thing was probably watching the faces of the Cowboys fans in the Metrodome throughout the game, as they went from swaggering arrogance to hopeful

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When will Pat Robertson just apologize and admit that he should not be making statements about the news after spending all day tripping on LSD and listening to Wagner's Faust? Clearly he just smoked way too much weed or meth or whatever it is that Robertson does all day when he comes up with the shit he says. And then he might have watched that shitty Brendan Fraser movie, if Faust is too

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People talk about Lady Gaga being self-aware as if it's the reason to like her. Not that I dislike her, but is self-awareness always a good thing? Take SkyNet for example. SkyNet became self-aware - and it was post-modern - and look where that got us. Although, SkyNet certainly did not understand irony.

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Glen Beck seems to believe he is channeling Thomas Paine. But Thomas Paine hated Jesus. It's a fact. So does that mean Glen Beck hates Jesus? Glen Beck hates the Bible? "I just had this feeling that I need to get Common Sense and read some more Thomas Paine and I think maybe I should rewrite it" Beck said that. He was certainly right that he needed to read more Thomas Paine, considering

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Glen Beck loves quoting Paine. Here's a good Paine quote:"What is it the Bible teaches us? - raping, cruelty, and murder. What is it the New Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith."The Age of Reason (written after Common Sense) is full of brilliant nuggets like this one. And

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At some point, I decided that the internet was not a place for real writing, and that anything I considered serious or good or interesting or worthwhile or well-written would not go up here. I have revised that decision. I am aware that there may only be one or two people with any interest in what I type up here. That is enough. What matters is that anyone could read it.I am refraining from

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Here's a fun past-time. See what the worst person is you can find on twitter. This is all from the twitter of a real person I just accidentally stumbled across. Here we go:"there's a mexican family on board who know not a word of English. a lady translated that they've been here for two years...""...two years, and they haven't learned ANY of our language?? filthy, ignorant, repugnant people,

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Remember not to let the materialism of Christmas eclipse the gluttony of Thanksgiving. Tomorrow we come together to celebrate... you know... when the Indians, or Native, um, Indigenous Americans met the Puritans? Colonists? Pilgrims? ... whoever... they met them at Plymouth Rock or Jamestown or Roanoke and they, uh, apparently ate turkeys and mashed potatoes.I think the guy who wrote "Sinners in

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I know I don't.

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I knew he punched the guy a while back who tried to get him to swear the moon landing was a hoax. But the guy is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIXvpjnRwshttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7a26d7505/making-of-buzz-aldrin-s-rocket-experience-w-snoop-dogg-and-talib-kweliWe need to investigate this monolith.

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Bale in ninja turtles re-vamp/spinoff: He stars as Casey Jones, a homeless man living in the sewers of new york, occasionally venturing into central park for acts of vigilante justice. however, this vigilantism is marked by his paranoid belief that all the criminals he is attacking are working for the Foot Clan - an organization which may or may not exist. It is likely that the Foot Clan is

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090605/tv_nm/us_strangerFrom the article: "Fox is developing "I Married a Stranger," a matrimonial reality series in which brides-to-be don't meet their husbands until they exchange vows."Tom Buchanan's thoughts: "I'm okay with it, as long as the homos aren't getting their own episodes."

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So my boss recently gave me the assignment of trying to buy as many .22 bullets as possible. Apparently everyone in the country who sells gun ammunition is selling out, or completely sold out. Because all their customers are stockpiling ammunition right now. Most places say it will be 60 to 90 days before they re-stock. And they say the economy isn't doing well!So, what would Tom Buchanan do?

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Another possibility is not re-making Gatsby, but jumping straight to a different sequel, called the Greater Gatsby, in which Bale is Tommy Buchanan, Jr., the second child of the Buchanans. Not knowing what to do with the exuberant wealth of his parents, the young Buchanan develops a gambling problem - which leads him to make the acquaintance of con man Scott Gatsby (Edward Norton), the bastard

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It is nearly impossible to remake a great film or revamp a once-great-yet-now-mediocre film series without casting Christian Bale in a pivotal role. Throughout his stellar career, Bale has repeatedly proved that his brilliance can shed new light on any character that has been previously played by a less genius actor. Examples include his performances in remakes and reinterpretations of Little

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Because we are living in the future, I have decided that it is time to start a blog (a 21st century term, short for "web log." In this case, "web" refers to the World Wide Web... also known as the information superhighway.)I created a blog once before and never used it. I also started a fake one to mock freegans, in which I lost interest.It is my intention to use this as a forum for humo(u)r,

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